How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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