Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
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why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
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We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
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