p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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