Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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