Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Need sex. Gaining weight.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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