I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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