I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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