super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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