Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
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We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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