He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
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I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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