she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
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