i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
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I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
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