belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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