It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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