OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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