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hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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