Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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