it wasn't lemon gatorade
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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