it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
That accounts for only three of the penises
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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