Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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