I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
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Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
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I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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