Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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