So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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