do herpes really smell.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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