Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
As shirtless as possible
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
