Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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