so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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