well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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