yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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