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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...

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(912): View more from Georgia

Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?

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(949): View more from California

Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.

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(661): View more from California

I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.

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(907): View more from Alaska

We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller

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(925): View more from California

Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?

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(269): View more from Michigan

Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic

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Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?

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