so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
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They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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