I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
