I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Alive.
So much puke
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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