Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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