Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
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I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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