i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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