I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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