My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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