Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
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Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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