I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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