Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
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I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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