Can Purell be used as lube?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
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Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
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He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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