no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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