No, you can still breathe under the balls.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I would fuck him just for his dog
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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