The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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