So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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