I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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