We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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