Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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