it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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