That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i wish my penis had a tongue
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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