Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize