We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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