Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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