i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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